Jesus Is Watching
stephenpierce15
Published
10/23/2008
While robbing a home, a burglar hears someone say, “Jesus is watching you.†To his relief, he realizes it is just a parrot mimicking something it had heard.
The burglar asks the parrot, “What’s your name?â€
The parrot says, “Moses.â€
The burglar goes on to ask, “What kind of a person names their parrot Moses?â€
The parrot replies, “The same kind of person that names his Rottweiler Jesus.â€
The burglar asks the parrot, “What’s your name?â€
The parrot says, “Moses.â€
The burglar goes on to ask, “What kind of a person names their parrot Moses?â€
The parrot replies, “The same kind of person that names his Rottweiler Jesus.â€
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