Why did seventeen blondes line up outside the nightclub?
You had to be eighteen to get in
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How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece
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A blonde was at the doctor for a check-up, and the doctor said, "You're getting older, so I need to ask this: Have you ever been incontinent?"
The blonde says: "Yes, I've been to Europe twice."
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Why does a blonde only change her baby's nappy every month?
Because it says on it "suitable for up to 20lbs"
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How does a blonde high five?
She smacks herself on the forehead
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What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
An Italian suppository
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What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performes brain surgery on a blonde?
"Space. The final frontier..."