Three fags were waiting at a crematory for their lovers ashes. The pillow biters ended up in conversation on what they would do with their lovers ashes.

The first ass bandit said... "Oh Jimmy loved the sky... he would love for me to go to a cliff and throw his ashes into the air." The other two ass pirates remarked how sweet the gesture was.

The second cock queen said,,, " Oh Anthony loved the lake behind our house. He'd love to have his ashes with the beautiful fishes he amired." The remaining two matress munchers remarked how beautiful the idea was."

The last rear admiral said... "I'm gonna put Mike's ashes in my chilli tonight."

The other two dick smokers were confused and asked why?

The third fag responded... "So Mikey can tear my ass up one more time!"