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Tour of Hell

A man died and met St. Peter at the gate of heaven. He asked if he could get a tour of hell before entering heaven. So St Peter said ok, and took him downstairs.

The first person they met was being boiled in oil. "Yeek" said the man. "What did he do?"

"That's a Catholic," said St Peter. "He ate meat on Friday."

The second person they met was being skinned alive. "Arrrgh!" said the man on the tour. "What did he do?"

"That's a Baptist," replied St Peter. "He went out dancing."

The third poor schmuck they met was being BOTH skinned alive AND boiled in oil at the same time. "OOOOOWWWWCHHHH" cried the visitor. "What did HE do???"

"That's an Episcopalian," replied St Peter. "He ate his dessert with his salad fork."
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