One day in the forest, 3 guys were hiking along a trail when, a pack of Indians attacked them and knocked them out. When they woke up, they were at the Chiefs throne. The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find 10 of 1 fruit and bring them back to me." So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The chief then ordered him to stick all 10 of them up his butt without making an expression on his face. He had trouble with the first one and started crying while trying the second. He was soon killed.
Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The chief ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After the 9th grape, the man started laughing for no apparent reason, and was killed. The first two met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed 1 grape and you'd have gotten away!" The second guy answered while laughing, I couldn't help it. the third guy was walking in with pineapples