one day little johnny went to his grandmas house with his older bro. they share a bunk bed. the next day sthe older brother brings home a girl



the girl and the brothr say that penis meens lettuce and vagina meens tomato so 20 min l8tr the little boy wakes up at night hearing "lettuce tomato lettuce tomato!!!!!!!!" so the boy screams "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR GETTING MAYONASE ALL OVER MY FACE AND YOUR MAKING SANDWICHES!!!!!!!