Night after night Joe's roomate, Steve, comes home plastered, pukes for an hour then passes out in the hall and Joe always has to clean up after him. Joe finally got fed up and told Steve that he had to stop. Steve told him I know cuz last night I lost my wallet. Joe decided to help his buddy out one last time. "Do you remember what bar you were at last night?" "Dude all I remember was that everything was gold...gold bar, gold glasses, gold tables, gold ashtrays, and even the urinals were gold" Joe starts calling around to the bars in town. He asked each barkeep if they had gold tables, glasses, ashtrays, but all of them said no. On the last call, to the last bar finally Joe found a bar that had gold tables, glasses, a gold bar, gold ashtrays. "Hey Steve I think I found your wallet!" he shouted "Do you have gold urinals?" Joe asked. Then he heard a muffled sound and heard the bartender yell " Hey Reggie, I think I found the guy who pissed in your saxophone last night!"