A 6 year old boy was sitting on the steps of his appartment building, eating a huge bowl of chocolate pudding.

A man walked by and was surprised by just how big a bowl it was. He asked the youngster, " Is that a bowl of pudding?" To which the youngster replied, " Yes, Sir, it is."

The man then asked, " Are you going to eat all of it?"

The boy responded, " Yes, Sir, I am."

Then the man asked, " Does your mother know that you're going to eat all the pudding?"

The boy replied, No, Sir, she doesn't."

Then the man asked, " Well, don't you know that eating all the pudding isn't good for you?"

The boy answered, " My grandfather lived to be 100 years old."

And the man asked, " Is that because he ate a big bowl of pudding everyday?"

The boy cooly replied, " No. It's because he minded his own f**king business."