A lawyer was hunting for birds, he shot down a bird which landed on the land of an old farmer. The lawyer drove there to get the bird but the old farmer whose land it was wouldn't let him.
The farmer said "This is my land, and your bird belongs to me now".
The lawyer said "I'm a lawyer and I can sue you for everything you own"
farmer replied "Out here we resolve problems with the 3 kick rule"
Lawyer asked "What's the 3 kick rule"?
Farmer said "We get to kick each other 3 times each the one who gives up doesn't get what he wants".
The Lawyer studied the Farmer and thought "I can beat this old farmer", he said " I'll go for the 3 kick rule".
The farmer says "I'll start" and gave his first kick on the lawyers nuts, the lawyer fell on his knees. 2nd kick landed on the lawyers nose, he started bleeding. 3rd kick on the Lawyers stomach which broke one of his rib.
The lawyer which was now in deep pain slowly stood up and said "ok now its my turn"
The farmer said "Nah I give up you can have your bird".