Subject: Spanish lesson for the day


1. Cheese
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a
sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but Cheese fat.

2. Mushroom
When all my family get in the car, there's not
mushroom.

3. Shoulder
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know
how to read so I shoulder.

4. TEXAS
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering
where I'm at!

5. Herpes
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got
herpes.

6. July
Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me!
Julyer!

7. Rectum
I had 2 cars and my wife rectum!

8. Juarez
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your
problem?'

9. Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go
herself.

10. Wheelchair
We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry
wheelchair

11. Chicken wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing

12. Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her
honey harrassment nothing to me.

13. Bishop
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop

14. Body wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids