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Great Chuck Norris jokes Part 2

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-Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

-Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

-There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

-If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

-The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do: .

-The Big Bang was actually Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking God in the face.

-Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

-Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

-In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

-Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

-Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

-Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

-Chuck Noris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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