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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:

He called everyone “brother”
He liked Gospel
He couldn’t get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

He went into His Fathers business.
He lived at home until he was 33.
He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Italian:

He talked with his hands.
He had wine with every meal.
He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a Californian:

He never cut his hair.
He walked around barefoot all the time.
He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Irish:

He never got married.
He was always telling stories.
He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could have been a woman:

He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food.
He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.
And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.
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