Why did helen keller have holes in her face?
She tried eating with a fork.

Why did helen kellers dog run away?
you would to if your name was alksdghaljehflfgvb

If helen keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?

Hey, did you see that picture of helen kellers dad?
Neither did she.

How did helen keller burn her face?
She went bobbing for french fries.