A man and a woman were sitting at a bar, the man let out a sigh and and uttered. "Well that's just not right."
abruptly the woman asked. "what wrong? Do you have a problem with the bartender because he just so happens to be my brother."
"No that's not what I meant." He replied.
"Well don't judge him because he's blind, he does a good job." the woman said quite irritated.
"that's not it" the man replied again.
"oh then it must be because he is naked, as I explained he's blind and even something as simple as getting dressed is extremely difficult and time consuming, he was running late today so cut him some slack." she was standing now, quite angry.
"That's fine, I completely understand." he said, trying to calm the woman.
"Then what is it?" She asked finally glaring in his direction. "you should be glad he was able to pour you a drink at all."
Quite irritated by the woman the man spoke again, "he poured it fine, the thing is, you might want to tell him to check his hearing as well."
"Why, did he get your drink wrong?" She snapped.
The man turned on his chair to face her, "Well I certainly didn't order a rum and cock."