There is a line waiting outside of heaven. When an angel appears and tells them "heaven has become over populated so we can only let 1/3 of you in. the way we are going to do it is I am going to ask 3 people how they died and whoever has the worst death gets into heaven. The other two sorry it sucks for you but you are going to hell." so the angel walks up to the first guy and asks him how he died.

"Well I came home from work early one day cuz I thought my wife was cheating on me. I walked into my apartment and started looking around when all the sudden I heard a noise outside on my balcony. I saw a man hanging there and I thought to myself I live on the 14th floor so this must be the guy my wife is cheating on me with. So I grabbed a flower pot and smashed his hands. he fell and hit the ground but he was still moving so I grabbed my refrigerator and threw it over at him but the cord wrapped around my leg and I fell and died." the angel said "well that’s a shitty way to go." then moved onto the second guy and asked him how he died.

Well I live on the 15th story and was outside watering my plants on my balcony when I accidently knocked one over the edge. I reached to try and grab it but slipped over the edge. luckily I grabbed onto the railing of the balcony under mine when some crazy asshole smashed my fingers with a pot I fell and hit the ground and as I realized I could move a little a refrigerator fell and smashed me." the angel said "well that really sucks!" then went to the third guy and asked how he died.

"Ok, well picture this... Imagine being butt naked in a refridgerator...."