A Gypsy goes to unemployment office and says: " I want a job."


The official says "Well I've got just the thing for you. Salary is $2000 a week. Full pension benefits and all. Company car and expense account. The work is light and only 20 hours a week. And really you do not have to work that long anyways, you can always skip a few days."


"You’re lying" says the gypsy.


Clerk replies: "Well you started it... saying you want a job."