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A Wyoming rancher got in his pickup and drove to a

neighboring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy,

about 9, opened the door.



"Is yer Dad home?" the rancher asked.



"No sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into

town."



"Well," asked the rancher, "is yer Mom here?"



"No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town

with Dad."



"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"



"He went with Mom and Dad."



The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from

one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.



"Is there any thing I can do fer ya?" the boy asked

politely. "I knows where all the tools are, if you want

to borry one. Or maybe I could take a message fer Dad."



"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted

to talk to yer Dad. It's about your brother Howard

getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant."



The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk

to Pa about that" he finally conceded. "If it helps you

any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the bull and $50

for the hog, but, I really don't know how much he gets

fer Howard.
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