A husband and wife are in bed. every time they do it the husband turns off the lights. one time the wife wanted to leave the lights on but the husband did not want to. so one night in the mist of all the passion the wife turns on the lights to find that her husband had been using a cucumber on her. outraged she yelled " a cucumber all these years!! i cant believe u i deserve an explaination!!!"
the husband set up and looked his wife in the eye and said "honey i truely apologize yes i have been using a cucumber and u do deserve an explaination." the wife agreed. the husband calmy says to the wife " i will explain the cucumber... when you explain the 3 kids!!!"