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A man with a black eye boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.

He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too.

He says to him, 'Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes;
do you mind if I ask how you got yours?'

The other guy says,

'Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident.

See, I was at the ticket counter and there was this gorgeous blonde

with enormous breasts bulging out of the top of her uniform.

So, instead of saying, I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh ,'

I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh',

and she socked me a good one.'

The first guy replies, 'Wow! This is unbelievable.

Mine was a tongue twister, too!

I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife,

'Please pour me a bowl of Nut and Honey cereal.'
But I accidentally said,

'You ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-ass bitch.''
mrsirsouth Uploaded 11/10/2008
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