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Obama Executive Orders

Top 10 Obama executive orders:

1. The "King of Beer" will now be Old English 800.
2. The Rose Garden will be replaced with Collard Greens.
3. The national bird will now be the fryer hen.
4. Air Force One will now be a Gold 1984 Cadillac El Dorado.
5. Amerca's Pastime will now be playin Maddin and smoking bluntz.
6. The library of congress will include dvds of Yo! MTV Raps.
7. All the furniture in the white house will be covered in plastic.
8. The white house chef will include Mac & Cheez with every dinner.
9. Foreign dignitaries will get a choice of red or purple Kool Aid.
10. He will refer to his cabinet as his posse.
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