Girls are Evil
TheCommentator
Published
11/19/2008
Here is verifiable mathematical evidence that girls are inherently evil:
To begin, we all know that girls require your time and your money. Therefore, girls = time x money.
We also know that time is money.
Therefore, time x money = money x money.
Since money x money = money (squared), and girls = money x money, therefore it is correct to calculate that girls = money (squared).
Once more, since money is the root of all evil, and since girls = the square root of money (squared), evidence has been given that:
Girls = Evil
To begin, we all know that girls require your time and your money. Therefore, girls = time x money.
We also know that time is money.
Therefore, time x money = money x money.
Since money x money = money (squared), and girls = money x money, therefore it is correct to calculate that girls = money (squared).
Once more, since money is the root of all evil, and since girls = the square root of money (squared), evidence has been given that:
Girls = Evil
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