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POLISH DIVORSE

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A Polish man moved to the United Kingdom and married an Aberdonian
girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very
well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and a nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It's made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have a carport, and do not need one.
I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations are still in Poland .
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and a good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I'm always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she's white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She's going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I've got proof.
What kind of proof?
She's going to poison me. She bought a bottle at the Chemist's and put
it on the shelf in our bathroom. I read it, and it said, "Polish
Remover."
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