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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...
it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer the se
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 1 5 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: *

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K* /
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%/ *

and**

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G- E /
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%/**/ /**

But,** *

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While*Hard work
*and *Knowledge *will get you close, and *Attitude **will *get you
there, it's the *Bullshit *an d *Ass kissing*that will put you over the
top.
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