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Talking dog for sale.

A man in Florida was reading the paper. In it he saw an ad for a talking dog for $20. The address was close to him so he jumped in his car and went to the address. He knocks on the door and a short bald man answers the door. The guy says”You have an ad in the paper for a talking dog?” The bald guy says “Yup. He’s in his room. Down the hall first left.” So the guy walks down the hall and takes a left into a bedroom. There lying on the bed is a dog. The dog turns to the guy and Says “Hey. What’s up?” The guy is shocked. He manages to say “You are a talking dog! How did you end up here in Florida?” “Well.” The dog says “I started in New York training seeing eye dogs for the blind. Then September 11th happened and I went to ground zero to try and find survivors. After a few days of searching for survivors I helped find bodies. After that I felt very patriotic so I joined the Army. I was sent to Iraq where I ran medical supplies to soldiers all over Iraq. I was there for two years and was discharged honorably. I came back to the states and wanted to go to work at Disney World here in Florida. I worked there for six months and the union told me I had to wear a costume. Since I was a talking dog I didn’t think I needed to. One thing led to another and I just quit and decided to retire here in sunny Florida.” The guy says “Wait here.” He goes out to talk to the short bald guy and says “Hey man! You have an actual talking dog in there. Why are you selling him for only $20?!?” The guy looks up at him and says “Because he’s a big liar.”
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