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Scotsman shags Gorilla

A zoo in Glasgow got a rare type of gorilla. 2 weeks later the gorilla became hard to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian knew the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make things worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Pondering this, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bob McKay, a local lad & part-time worker who cleaned the cages.
Bob, like many Glasgow folk, was stupid, but had ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
The Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bob was asked if he'd screw the gorilla for £500. Bob had interest but said he'd have to mull it over.
The next day, he accepted the offer on four conditions:
1. "Ah'm no gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed.
2. "Ye canna never tell naebody aboot this." The Keeper again agreed
3. "I want all the kids raised as Celtic fans." Again it was agreed.
4. "And last of all", he stated, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the £500&qu
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