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the peanut

One day a man was at home eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air and catch them in his mouth. In
the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question and as he turned to answer her, a peanut falls in his ear. He tries to dig it out but only pushes it in deeper. He calls his wife for help, and after she tries they became worried and decide to go to the E.R. As they are leaving, their daughter comes home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughters date says he can get the peanut out. The young man tells the father to sit down, then begins to shove two fingers up the fathers nose and tells him to blow hard. When the father blows, the peanut flies right out of his ear. The girls jump for joy! The young man insists that it is nothing. Once he leaves, the mother turns to the father and says, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going To be when hes older?' The father replies, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.'
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