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yo mama so old

Yo mama is so old ...

her birth certificate says "Expired".

she left her purse on Noah's Ark.

when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.

she still owes Moses a dollar.

when she was at school...there was No history class!

she uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea.

when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock.

she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.

she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.

her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter.
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