Q: What is 6.9
A: A good thing screwed up by a period

Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.... the other is used to carry groceries.

Q: What do you call a blonde grabbing at air?
A: Collecting her thoughts.