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So an old couple is siting around and the old man is eating peanuts. He knows his wife hates it, so he's throwing them in the air and catching them. Finally he throws some nuts up and they end up in his ear. He tries to get them out but just pushes them in farther. Their daughter comes home with her boyfriend and he says he can help. So he sticks two fingers up the old mans nose and says to push hard. The nuts fly out of his ear and hes so grateful. After they leave the old lady says that he was a nice boy, what do you think he will be? The old man replies "by the smell of his fingers, he'll be our son in law.
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