Superman on the Prowl

Superman had a hard week of fighting crime in Metropolis and was ready for a little fun. On Saturday afternoon he looked up his pals Batman and Spider-Man to see if they were interested in going on the prowl that evening. Batman and Spider-Man had other plans, so Superman was alittle pissed. He was flying home when he saw Wonder Woman sundbathing stark naked on the beach. "Hey," Superman said, "I don't need those two clowns to have a good time. I can fly down there at the speed of light, catch a quickie and be gone before she knows what happened."

So Superman flew down, took advantage of the situation and was gone. "What the hell was that?" asked Wonder Woman.

"I don't know," said the Invisible Man, "but it hurt like hell."