Farmer Jones picked up his girl friend, who was a dumb blond.
He took her back to his farm and they went out to milk the cows.
Eventually Jones said, "Hay baby, I am really horney."
She said, I thought the cow was the only one with horns."
He said, "No, you don't understand, I mean I want to screw."
She reached in her purse and grabed a screw driver.
He thought, "She is just an idiot!"
So he said, "Let me make it very clear to you."
He took off all his cloths and said, "Now, suck my cock!"
She said, "That is a little kinkey for only our Second date, but if you insist."
She picked up the rooster and started sucking on his head.