A man is out drinking and he finally gets up and says to the bartender "I've got to get home my wife hates when i go out drinking" so he gets up to leave and he falls down to the floor. he is confused so he gets up again and falls back down "wow im really drunk" so he crawls to the end of the block and trys to get up and once again he falls down. when he finally crawls to his front steps he gets up to go in and falls down so he is really confused...he crawls up to his bed and lays down to go to sleep................................................. and the next morning when he wakes up and his wife says i know you were out drinking last night. the man denies it and finally the wife says

"i know you were there because the bartender called...you left your wheelchair at the bar"