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Is your daddy a terrorist?
Because your da bomb!

Nice dress, it would look better on the floor next to my bed.

Is your daddy a thief? cause some one stole all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.

Fuck me if I'm wrong. But don't you want to kiss me?

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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