Two Blondes in an Airplane

Two blondes were flying from Chicago to New York. About an hour into the flight, there was a slight jolt.

The captain came over the intercom and said, "Don't be alarmed folks, but we just lost power to one of our engines. This is a DC-10 aircraft with 3 engines. We still have 2 more that are functioning properly. This minor problem will delay our arrival 30 minutes due to decreased air speed."

The two blondes look at each other and shrugged it off.

A while later, there was another more violent jolt.

Again, the captain came over the intercom, "Please don't panic; we just lost our second engine and are losing more speed. I'm trained to fly this aircraft with only one operating engine. You are still safe at this time. However, since we are traveling at 1/2 of our full airspeed, our arrival will be delayed an extra hour."

The two blondes then looked at each other, and one said, "Oh dammit... if this keeps up, we'll be up here all frigging day."
Uploaded 02/01/2008
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