An Irish man, an English man and a Scottish man are in a bar discussing how stupid their wives are when the English man says, "You know, my wife must be the most stupid woman on this planet. There was a sale down at the supermarket last week and she bought $300 worth of meat, but we don't even have a freezer."

The Scotsman says, "That's nothing. My wife went out last week and bought a brand new car for $8000, and she can't even drive."

The Irishman says, "You think that's stupid? I went home last week and my wife told me that she'd booked herself a two week holiday in the Caribbean. I watched her packing her case and she took nearly 400 condoms with her, and she doesn't even have a penis..."