10 Chuck Norris Jokes

1. Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pisses.

2. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

3. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

4. Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands, they are now called "The Islands"

5. If Chuck Norris is running late, time better slow the fuck down.

6. Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.

7. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he goes killing.

8. Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

9. Whenever someone asks Chuck Norris what time it is he says, "three seconds til". When they ask three seconds until what, he kicks them in the face.

10. Every night the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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    sig_09 | Posted at 12:07am May, 13 2008 

    Chuck Norris doesn't tea-bag, he
potato-sacks.

    pumpkinking | Posted at 03:13pm May, 12 2008 

    lmao dude ive said almost all chuck norris
jokes to my friends

    BIC1559 | Posted at 10:06pm May, 7 2008 

    These were pretty good. #9's the best.

    dacodacodaco | Posted at 07:13pm Apr, 29 2008 

    Chuck Norris invented gravity because it's
almost as much fun, watching the babies fall
back to earth

    scottoja | Posted at 05:09pm Apr, 29 2008 

    chuck norris' tears can cure cancer... too
bad chuck norris has never cried... ever lol

    Bootytwaps123 | Posted at 10:06pm Apr, 25 2008 

    Love the last one!

    DaemonTears | Posted at 01:24am Apr, 25 2008 

    John F. Kennedy was not assasinated. After
the bullet was fired, Chuck Norris
roundhouse kicked the bullet away. Kennedy's
head exploded out of shear amazement.

    loosy | Posted at 09:31pm Mar, 25 2008 

    Nightmares don't scare Chuck Norris, Chuck
Norris scares nightmares. There are two
kinds of people. People that suck, and Chuck
Norris.

    dqve17870 | Posted at 11:01am Mar, 21 2008 

    have the shirt from spencer there are alot
more than this

    FoxieToeFungus | Posted at 11:10pm Mar, 10 2008 

    Chuck norris doesn't need to read, he just
reads the book until he gets all the
information he needs.

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    willie25 | Posted at 02:43am May, 12 2008 

    how did you even find that funny?
"i dont know i just wanted to be
cool too"

    asphyx | Posted at 08:33pm Mar, 20 2008 

    nice going foxietoefungus. lol

    tjburke | Posted at 05:27pm Mar, 20 2008 

    "Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants."

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