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Cow

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes and a 5-Iron golf club wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.

We went to look for them while I was looking around I noticed one
of the cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball
with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's
arse.

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks
like yours!'"

"I don't remember much after that ..."
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