A cop was driving down a country road when he saw a car in the ditch. He got out seeing if anyone was in the car. A blonde popped her head out the window and said "Thank god officer! I got in an accident!" The officer replied "Well I can see that! You okay?" The blonde said "Yeah... I think so." Then the officer looked around and said "How did you crash?" The blonde looked at him and said "It was strange. I was driving down the road and of nowhere a tree jumped in front of me, so I swerved to the other side and another tree was in the way, so I swerved again, but another one was there again, so one last time I went to the other side, but the damn tree got me, and caused me to go in this ditch!" The officer started to laugh hard. "What’s so funny?" The blonde asked. The officer took a sec to catch his breath then said "Miss, there’s no trees on this road for miles ahead. That was your car air freshener swinging back an