Job interview
Easybeeze
Published
02/10/2008
A man was being interviewed for a job.
“Were you in the service?†ask the interviewer.
“Yes, I was a marine,†responded the applicant.
“Did you see any active duty?â€
“I was in Iraq for 2 years and I have a partial disability.â€
“May I ask what happened?â€
“Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles.â€
“You’re hired. You can start Monday at 10 am.â€
“When does everyone else start? I don’t want any preferential treatment because of my disability.â€
“Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first.â€
“Were you in the service?†ask the interviewer.
“Yes, I was a marine,†responded the applicant.
“Did you see any active duty?â€
“I was in Iraq for 2 years and I have a partial disability.â€
“May I ask what happened?â€
“Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles.â€
“You’re hired. You can start Monday at 10 am.â€
“When does everyone else start? I don’t want any preferential treatment because of my disability.â€
“Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first.â€
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