An Aussie, a Kiwi, and a South African are at a bar one night. The South African drinks his beer, takes off his diamond encrusted watch, pulls out a gun shoots the watch. He says "In Seth Efrika we have so many diamonds that we don't need to wear the same ones twice".

The Kiwi drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass. He says "Mate, in New Zealand we have so much sand to make the glass that we don't need to drink out of the same cup twice".

The Australian pulls out his gun and shoots the Kiwi.