A Jewish girl marries an Arab Sheik, and for 10 years they a happy and content, but one day she is talking with her mother.

"All he wants to do is fuck me in the ass." she complains "Night and day, day and night he just wants to fuck me and fuck me and fuck me in the ass! When I got married my asshole was the size of a dime, now it's the size of a silver dollar!"

The Jewish Mother says "So for 90 cents you're gonna make trouble?"