Three men find a magic lamp. They rub it, and the genie pops out.

The genie says "I'm not as easy as the other genies you may find. So in order to get your wish, you have to jump off that cliff over there while shouting what you want to become."

The first man leaps off the cliff and shouts "Millionaire!" He lands gently into a Rolls-Royce and is driven to his new mansion to begin a life of luxury.

The second man jumps and yells "President!" and is scooped up by Air Force One and flown to the White House.

The third man trips over a rock, stumbles over the cliff and yells "Oh shit!"