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Money Tattoo

Larry is an accountant. He comes home late one night and his wife Linda asks, "Where in the hell have you been?"

"I was out getting a tatto," he said.

She was surprised and asked what type of tattoo he got.

"I got a $100 bill on my pecker."

Why on earth would you get a tattoo of a $100 bill on your dick?" she angrily asks.

"Well, firstly, I like to watch my money grow. Secondly, I like to play with my money. Thirdly, I like how my money feels in my hand. Lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay here at home and blow $100 bucks anytime you want!"
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