A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc, I can't stop thinking about sex."
The Psychologist pulls out his ink blots. "What is this a picture of?" he asks.
The man turns the picture in all directions and states, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."
The Psychologist says, "very interesting," and shows the next picture. "And what is this a picture of?"
The man looks and turns it in all directions and says, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."
The Psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, "What is this a picture of?"
The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."
The Psychologist states, "Well, yes, you are obsessed with sex."
"Me!?" demands the patient. "You're the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!"