Three men at a bar

Every Friday night, three men go to a bar and complain about their wives. Well the bartender gets sick of hearing about this every week so he tells the men to go home and do what their wives want for a week then come back and tell me what happened. Well next Friday comes around and the men are not complaining. The bartender asks what happened.
The first guy says his wife asked him to clean the dishes, so I did but i chipped one and she yelled and said "why dont you just break them all". So I did and now she wants a divorce.
The second guy goes thats nothing, I was replacing shingles on my roof but I knocked one down. She yelled and said "why dont you just tear the whole house down", so I did and now shes in shock.
The third guy goes, damn, i got it easy, last night i was fooling around a little down their, and she told me to cut it out, so I did, oh, have you ever seen one of these up close before.