A recent widow sits down and takes the ashes from her recent husband and starts to pour them on a plate. As she pours them she says, "You remember the car I always wanted when we were together that you would never buy me. Well, I took the insurance money from your death and bought it."
She countinues to pour the ashes out and say, "And you remember the house I always wanted when we were togther, but never bought me. Well, I took some more of the insurance money and bought that, also."

She finally pours all of the ashes out on the plate and then says, "And you remeber that blow job you always wanted...."