Jar of 20's

A man walks into a bar and sits near the bartender. He sees a big jar of 20 dollar bills and asks about the jar. The bartender tells him that you put 20 dollars in the jar and if you can complete three tasks you win the jar. The man seems intrigued and gets a little liquid courage and says ill do it what are the three tasks. So the bartender says the three tasks are, 1 drink a 5th of russian Vodka in 30 minutes. 2 Theres an old alligator that lives behind the bar in a swamp that has a sore tooth and you have to bring the bartender the tooth. 3 There is an old whore who lives upstairs in the bar that hasnt had an orgasm in 10 years and you have to make here have one.The young man throws his 20 on the bar and grabs the bottle of vodka and downs it in time. Then the man gets up and stumbles out the backdoor. The most horrible screaming and grunting came from outside and then silence as the man walked into the bar and said ok wheres that whore with the sore tooth.