A local radio station is having a contest. Whoever can call in with the best made up word wins a cruise package. The caller has to say the word, spell it, and use it in a sentence. A guy calls in and says, " Hi, my word is goan, spelled g-o-a-n. Goan fuck yourself." The radio guys tell him that they can't except that so the other guy hangs up in anger. He gets so mad that he decides to call back and give those radio-shitheads a piece of his mind. So he picks up the phone and hits re-dial. The radio guys thought that they recognized the voice but decided to give the caller the benefit of the doubt. The guy says, " Hello, my word is smee, spelled s-m-e-e. Smee again, go fuck yourself!"