Yo Mama
Yo mama so fat she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant looks at the menu and says "Okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please."
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
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