Yo mama so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat we’re in her right now.

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions.

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.